Stinking Rotten Kids

The Rule of KISS

2010-04-11T16:18:00.000-07:00

Keep it simple, stupid

it's time to simplify things. The Constitution is a page and a half on purpose.

WE THE PEOPLE-

not we your gov't nannies

First simple exercise:

Ahmadickheadinadinnerjacket:

Release the Americans in 24 hrs

In 24.00.01 hrs, bomb some Iranian palaces

Afghanistan and Iraq: We wasted enough of our people and resourses. We are leaving. Settle your differences, we are out. ps: Kill each other all you want. However, if you threaten us or our REAL friends, we'll just obliterate you again. (See Iran in 24.00.02 hours)

Our soldiers will be redeployed to our borders. If you enter other than at the legal crossings, they are ordered to shoot.

Pakistan: Turn over Bin Laden in 36 hrs. See above

N Korea: If you are too stupid after you see above, well, goodbye.

You don't work, you don't eat. No more minimum wage. Period.

Your rights end at the rights of those you seek to take from. After that, these are privileges you might receive (you are entitled to nothing than basic rights)

The Bill of Rights refers to individuals. States and gov'ts and special interest groups have NO rights. Only individuals. These rights end where they infringe on the rights of others. Life's not fair. Deal with it.

And the vote is in

2009-10-22T19:13:00.001-07:00

http://news.cnet.com/8301-30686_3-10381620-266.html

How did it get this far?

."YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."

2009-10-14T14:18:00.000-07:00

."YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."

1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, a $5,000 rocket launcher and cases of ammo for both, but no shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your pants.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
10. You've got a crush on your neighbor's goat

A Crash Course in Mid-East History

2009-10-01T17:05:00.000-07:00

Even those who aren't particularly sympathetic to Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu, could get a good measure of satisfaction from this interview with British Television during the retaliation against Hamas' shelling of Israel.The interviewer asked him: "How come so many more Palestinians have been killed in this conflict than Israelis?" (A nasty question if there ever was one!)

Netanyahu: "Are you sure that you want to start asking in that direction?"

Interviewer: (Falling into the trap) Why not?

Netanyahu: "Because in World War II more Germans were killed than Britishand Americans combined, but there is no doubt in anyone's mind that the warwas caused by Germany's aggression. And in response to the German blitz onLondon, the British wiped out the entire city of Dresden, burning to deathmore German civilians than the number of people killed in Hiroshima.Moreover, I could remind you that in 1944, when the R.A.F. tried to bomb theGestapo Headquarters in Copenhagen, some of the bombs missed their targetand fell on a Danish children's hospital, killing 83 little children. Perhaps you have another question?"

Apparently, Benjamin Netanyahu gave another interview and was asked about Israel's occupation of Arab lands. His response was, "It's our land". The reporter (CNN or the like) was stunned - read below "It's our land..." It's important information since we don't get fair and accurate reporting from the media and facts tend to get lost in the jumble of daily events.

"Crash Course on the Arab-Israeli Conflict." Here are overlooked facts in the current & past Middle East situation.

These were compiled by a Christian university professor: BRIEF FACTS ON THE ISRAELI CONFLICT TODAY..

(It takes just 1.5 minutes toread!) It makes sense and it's not slanted. Jew and non-Jew -- it doesn't matter.
1. Nationhood and Jerusalem: Israel became a nation in 1312 BC, two thousand (2000) years before the rise of Islam.
2. Arab refugees in Israel began identifying themselves as part of a Palestinian people in 1967, two decades after the establishment of the modern State of Israel.
3. Since the Jewish conquest in 1272 BC, the Jews have had dominion over theland for one thousand (1000) years with a continuous presence in the land for the past 3,300 years.
4. The only Arab dominion since the conquest in 635 lasted no more than 22years.
5. For over 3,300 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem, they never sought to make it their capital, and Arab leadersdid not come to visit.
6. Jerusalem is mentioned over 700 times in Tanach, the Jewish HolyScriptures. Jerusalem is not mentioned once in the Koran.
7. King David founded the city of Jerusalem Mohammed never came to Jerusalem.
8. Jews pray facing Jerusalem. Muslims pray with their backs toward Jerusalem.
9. Arab and Jewish Refugees: in 1948 the Arab refugees were encouraged to leave Israel by Arab leaders promising to purge the land of Jews.Sixty-eight percent left (many in fear of retaliation by their own brethren,the Arabs), without ever seeing an Israeli soldier. The ones who stayed wereafforded the same peace, civility, and citizenship rights as everyone else.
10. The Jewish refugees were forced to flee from Arab lands due to Arab brutality, persecution and pogroms.
11. The number of Arab refugees who left Israel in 1948 is estimated to bearound 630,000. The number of Jewish refugees from Arab lands is estimatedto be the same.
12. Arab refugees were INTENTIONALLY not absorbed or integrated into theArab lands to which they fled, despite the vast Arab territory. Out of the 100,000,000 refugees since World War II, theirs is the only refugee group in the world that has never been absorbed or integrated into their own people'slands. Jewish refugees were completely absorbed into Israel, a country no larger than the state of New Jersey.
13. The Arab-Israeli Conflict: the Arabs are represented by eight separate nations, not including the Palestinians. There is only one Jewish nation.The Arab nations initiated all five wars and lost. Israel defended itself each time and won.
14. The PLO's Charter still calls for the destruction of the State ofIsrael. Israel has given the Palestinians most of the West Bank land, autonomy under the Palestinian Authority, and has supplied them.
15. Under Jordanian rule, Jewish holy sites were desecrated and the Jewswere denied access to places of worship. Under Israeli rule, all Muslim and Christian sites have been preserved and made accessible to people of allfaiths.
16. The UN Record on Israel and the Arabs: of the 175 Security Council resolutions passed before 1990, 97 were directed against Israel.
17. Of the 690 General Assembly resolutions voted on before 1990, 429 were directed against Israel.
18. The UN was silent while 58 Jerusalem synagogues were destroyed by the Jordanians.
19. The UN was silent while the Jordanians systematically desecrated the ancient Jewish cemetery on the Mount of Olives.
20. The UN was silent while the Jordanians enforced an apartheid-like apolicy of preventing Jews from visiting the Temple Mount and the Western Wall. These are incredible times. We have to ask what our role should be. What will we tell our grandchildren about what we did when there was a turning point in Jewish destiny, an opportunity to make a difference?

9/11

2009-09-10T18:43:00.000-07:00

My father-in-law, who I am lucky enough to know and love dearly, has the dubious honor of reading s0me of the victims of 9/11 at ground zero tomorrow.

I can't imagine anyone so deserving of such an honor... He has fought for America in his beliefs which only he need answer to.

I won't speak for or against his beliefs which I have no place nor the ability to jugdge, other than someone picked the right man not to be honored, but to honor all those lost, and then some.

Top 4 adult jokes of 2009

2009-09-08T08:06:00.001-07:00

Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Third Place:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the 20 pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.

Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. ===============================================

another Day, another Czar

2009-09-07T08:54:00.000-07:00

It seems Chairman Obama isn't finished with installing commies in every sector of or society against the Constitution which he uses as toilet paper.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/07/obama-manufacturing-adviser-labor-day-picnic/

Ron Bloom, the new Manufacturing Czar, is so reminiscent of the governmentcretins in "atlas shrugged", it's no longer funny.

What's good for the goose.....

2009-09-05T12:53:00.000-07:00

I haven't been over "there" for quite some time, but I figured I would take a peek. It seems our old pal, JJGR is upset that Google does to him basically what he did to us:

and we read:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32538379&postID=3360530680804341642

Government Healthcare

2009-09-03T15:34:00.000-07:00

How stoopid are the American people who still want to embrace this? It's a rhetorical question which will be explained to us with Obama's rhetoric next week.

After all, Republicans are "a-holes" (Van Jones)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6092658/Cruel-and-neglectful-care-of-one-million-NHS-patients-exposed.html

BOW

Today's Chuckle

2009-08-24T18:34:00.001-07:00

One day John came home > with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot> that John claimed was actually a lie detector. > > It was about 5:30 that > afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home> from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.> > "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 > hours late getting home?" asked John. > > "Several of us went to > the library to work on an extra credit project," said> Tommy. > > The robot walked > around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely> out of his chair.> > "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie> detector, now tell us where > you really were after school."> > "We went to Bobby's house and > watched a movie." said Tommy. > > "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. > > "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.> > The robot went around > to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his> chair. > > With his lip > quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am> sorry I lied. We really > watched a tape called Sex Queen." > > "I am ashamed of you son," > said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." > > The robot walked > around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked> him out of his chair.> > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,> > "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be> too mad with Tommy. After all, > he is your son!" > > The robot walked > around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. > -- > Thank you,

Experiment

2009-08-21T15:43:00.000-07:00

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that socialism WILL work and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on THE PLAN All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A. After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that.

Lies of the week

2009-08-14T11:49:00.001-07:00

Let's keep it current

I'll start:

Not my kid- John Edwards
The AARP is on board-President Barack Obama
The recession is over- The democrats in power (this one sounds so similar to "mission
accomplished. Why hasn't it received the same 'attention'?)

Your turn

Letter I just sent to FoxNews- GlennBeck

2009-08-13T13:38:00.000-07:00

(I anticipate being ignored)

You need look no further than "Medicaid". I have seen dental coverage for Medicaid as a provider. I'm a healthcare provider. I was a doctor, which means "teacher", until I was devalued. The focus up to now has been on Medicare, a totally different beast.

Our aging population, which has paid into Medicare, is about to have that pulled out from under them. There is no dental care provided for there.

However, take a look at Medicaid.

Look at the limitations and exclusions for healthcare which we have been providing to the poor and the illegal aliens. This is what the government has in mind for the rest of us.

Forget about cutting edge technologies. It's a minimum cost they're after.

After all, how many teeth do the government experts say you need before you qualify for a denture? Nevermind such luxuries as root canals, crowns, fixed bridges, or God forbid, implants, gum surgery.....Take a close look.

Cut costs- extract, get a blender.

I'll buy the olive

Ramblings

2009-08-13T12:51:00.000-07:00

Am I missing something here?They are honoring Scott Speicher, as they should..He was the first casualty of the First Gulf War, on Jan 17, 1991.It was believed he was MIA, held prisoner since then His wife married his best friend on July 4, 1992.

bite my shillaleh said...
Am I missing something here?The Lockerbie Bomber of Flt 103 may be set free by the Scottish for humanitarian reasons

Les Paul is DEAD.where's the outrage?

Doctors have been denigrated to "healthcare providers" in order to de value what they do for us. So why are they worth so little when they help us and so much if they don't? No disrespect for hair care professionals and travel professionals. Nor for the training for such careers as cashier training institute or sanitation engineer. These are all important functions for society., but I have trouble with parity.

Why aren't lawyers, attorneys and politicians called: Legal providers and law givers?

Why do they ask me to cut back on electric use when I used maybe $60 of electric each month this summer, but get billed about $250 for delivery and taxes? Are they trucking it to me?

Same with my phone bill. I make $5 worth of calls but get charged over $200 in my office and not much less at home. Good thing we finally paid off the Spanish-American war. And we still haven't caught Osama or Panco Villa for that matter.

Today is Tax Freedom Day

2009-08-12T13:56:00.001-07:00

I don't feel very free

Is Chelsea getting married?

2009-08-08T08:10:00.000-07:00

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/08/07/chelsea-wedding-proposal-those-40-goats-and-20-cows-for-hillary/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl5link3http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicsdaily.com%2F2009%2F08%2F07%2Fchelsea-wedding-proposal-those-40-goats-and-20-cows-for-hillary%2F

I think the Clintons are getting a good deal

Big Brother

2009-08-05T15:57:00.000-07:00

I don't want to send this as an email because I might get reported to the Gestapo, um, uh, the White House for disagreeing with th SS, I mean, Tsars, Czars, by the watchdogs who are asked to report such negative thoughts. So I'll just post this link here, and let people who wander in and want to check it out, decide for themselves if these statistics warrant any serious consideration.

Then again, maybe I can get a beer out of the deal or have an ex-President come by for a photo-op.

http://www.hoover.org/publications/digest/49525427.html

It's an extremely busy link, and may take a while to get into, providing the watchdogs who protect us haven't taken it down yet.

Healthcare fix

2009-08-01T15:43:00.000-07:00

How did we get to this place?

100 years ago the average life expectancy was about 45 years in the US. In the 40's, 50's and 60's, the cream of the crop, the best minds, went into medicine as a career. WWII gave the GI bill which helped with education. The draft, and deferment for education, made competition for the cream of the cream to succeed. Plenty of incentive to study rather than be targets in Korea and Viet Nam.

Unhindered, doctors and scientists were able to add many healthy years to this. when did things start to go awry?

Lawyers and politicians became involved. They made way for the gov't and private 3rd parties to get involved. The gov't wanted to expand to all. The ins. co.s got to hold the purse strings. And through the 70's, 80's and 90's these groups all wanted more and more all the while pointing fingers at the doctors, pharmaceutical companies and each other, while stuffing their own pockets with your healthcare dollars.

The solution is to come to reality: Do the opposite of what has been occurring; disentangle and disengage. Lawyers should only be involved when gross negligence, and I mean really bad medicine, is involved (eg:Michael Jackson's doc)

People get sick. People die. Politicians won't change that fact and interference between doctors and patients will only continue to lower quality os care while increasing the costs.

We've Been Down This Road Before

2009-07-28T17:28:00.000-07:00

Not that long ago, a certain successful segment of society was the scapegoat for the ills of the people around them. It seems this may be happening again. A new location, polling of buzz words, but basically the same as before.
A messianic figure, mesmerizing the crowds. pointing a finger at the successful white people who kept them down. Take there stuff by force. Force them to work and redistribute that. No longer a productive member of society? Too old? It's time to remove them for the greater good. The only things missing (so far) are zyklon B and crematoria.

I Used to Blame Bush

2009-07-26T13:58:00.000-07:00

But S&W Baked Beans have no flavor. Bush is just a whole lot better. COSTCO! PAY ATTENTION.

What Title should This Get?

2009-07-26T13:36:00.000-07:00

there is so much wrong with this, and no one says anything

It's no longer on AOL News, since eveyone had a hangover this morning when it was up...It was there from 7AM until mid-day.
The Obamas are to take a $20,000,000.00+ vacation on Martha's Vinyard. Before or after he throws the hero cop/fall guy a beer. And insists that Congress remain in session to shove ....a healthcare plan, achem, at us before they break. the nice professor says we should just move on...

SCOTUS Wiki

2009-07-14T10:27:00.001-07:00

Useful link to Scotus Wiki:

http://www.scotuswiki.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Islam Invesigator Ousted From Muslim Conference

2009-07-13T11:19:00.000-07:00

In American investigator was ousted from a Muslim conference and set up by CAIR, et. al., possibly to be killed by police here in the US! Also, what his investigation was uncovering and his issuing subpoenas to these folks.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=103117

Can we do it human style for a change?

2009-07-08T14:32:00.000-07:00

I wonder what the kids will look like.

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/07/08/woman-marries-her-dog-seriously/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl4link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lemondrop.com%2F2009%2F07%2F08%2Fwoman-marries-her-dog-seriously%2F

Screwed by a Frank and a Weiner

2009-07-06T14:10:00.000-07:00

Aptly named Reps. Barney Frank and Anthony Weiner are pressing Fannie Mae to lower standards once again.

What are these clowns doing?

Now this is what I'm talking about

2009-06-27T06:42:00.000-07:00

Capitalism at its finest....by way of Russia

http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/26/luxury-yacht-company-offers-pirate-hunting-cruises/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl4link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F06%2F26%2Fluxury-yacht-company-offers-pirate-hunting-cruises%2F

France goes beserka on the burkha

2009-06-22T15:36:00.000-07:00

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,528105,00.html

I knew Abe Lincohn, and You, Sir Are No Abe Lincoln

2009-06-17T13:56:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr. President:

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.

.....Abraham Lincoln

The knock....

2009-06-04T16:47:00.001-07:00

The knock....
Someday soon, I expect the knock at my door. Or the knocking down of my door.
Not because I am a bad American, but because I am still an old-time American. And I suspect that's no longer the thing to be.
What America is becoming, has become, scares the dickens out of me.
And not just for one or 2 differences of opinion with the majority, mob rule.
It's the core of what made America great through the end of the 20th century.
Sure there where faults. But most were being overcome logically. The problem is the illogical usurption of what could have been wih the future we now face.

Obamaman

2009-05-31T15:42:00.001-07:00

Click:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhkF3dqXR0&feature=player_embedded

This Just In

2009-05-29T16:12:00.001-07:00

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the EditorialRoom and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before theeditor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in acorrection the next day. _____ I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysNo crap, really? Ya think?----------------------------------------------------------------------------Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! -----------------------------------------------------------Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last AwhileYa think?!----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something!------------------------------------------------------------------------Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge!---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?!----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?**************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?***************************************************

The Economy Is So Bad...

2009-05-20T08:50:00.000-07:00

The Economy Is So Bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package:GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on. (Now, this is serious)The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigatedby the people who made $750 billion disappear.

obama family values

2009-05-20T06:45:00.001-07:00

Isn't this special?

http://news.aol.com/health/article/twin-boys-have-different-fathers/490085?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl2link4http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Fhealth%2Farticle%2Ftwin-boys-have-different-fathers%2F490085

Erection Demolished

2009-05-18T15:50:00.000-07:00

Theme park in China demolished before erection opened.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090518/ap_on_re_as/as_china_sex_park_demolished;_ylt=AiqEvTnTzD6WMXjmBx3stN8sQE4F

The Ultimate in Control

2009-05-16T13:59:00.000-07:00

The Saudis, 10th century barbarians with 21st century technology, have developed the ultimate in personal control. And they wanted Germany to patent it! Get rid of undesirables at the push of a button. No muss. No fuss. And cleaning up is a breeze!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520331,00.html

Set Back????

2009-05-08T15:53:00.000-07:00

This is a libel case brought by the English Chiropractic Assosciation against Simon Singh.

The hipocracy of the British court is that he needs to prove himself innocent rather than the burden of proof of his guilt

Coming to an American court near you very soon.

The English High Court has made a disappointing and illiberal ruling in this case. It is requiring Simon to show that the BCA acted with deliberate dishonesty in promoting chiropractic for various children's ailments (including asthma). This is because Simon used the word "bogus" in the original article.This is an undeniable setback.For further information, see: http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://jackofkent.blogspot.com/2009/05/bca-v-singh-astonishingly-illiberal.htmlPlease post messages of support on this group page. Simon reads and deeply appreciates each one.

Swine Flu Fallacy

2009-05-08T14:28:00.000-07:00

More people die each year from influenza in the US than from this swine flu. Sure it's more of a problem in Mexico. Look at their healthcare system and sanitary conditions. It is NOT an epidemic. It has been shown NOT to be any more lethal than most strains. What it is is a diversion by the gov't and media from the real news, such as the the gov'ts budget, so they can get it past us all. It will be a problem if universal healthcare is enacted

Illegal alien on the loose in NY!!!!

2009-05-08T12:45:00.000-07:00

Alert! APB!

spare no expense in capturing this fugative! keep our borders safe from this boundering felon!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/07/ap/strange/main4999723.shtml

Souter Announces Retirement

2009-05-01T19:08:00.000-07:00

Another nail in the coffin if the last superpower of the 20th century.

GEICO SUCKS

2009-04-26T16:54:00.000-07:00

I have been paying in to GEICO for the past many years for my car, never had so much a parking ticket during this time, never made a claim. I needed roadside assistance today, which I pay for, was told they would be coming to help me in 1 1/2 hours. 3 dozen plus phone calls over 4 plus hours and they never came. After which I had to push my car through Manhattan for 1 1/2 miles today. I had to send my young daughter home in a cab by herself for the first time today. They lied to me over and over and over again on the phone that they were sending someone. Eventually, someone called trying to gouge me saying I would have to leave the car with him and he would have to order parts. Order parts? He didn't even see what was wrong with the car. I hope that Gecko dies a miserable and painful death!

He inhaled

2009-04-15T11:29:00.000-07:00

I guess Obama has the power to summon anyone. Here is a group who can score better drugs for him than his old connections.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0409/The_Dead_reunite__again.html

A legend dies. What was behind the Green Door?

2009-04-14T12:01:00.000-07:00

Was it a case of food poisoning? Bad meat in the can?

0.56% impure!

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/marilyn-chambers-dead/425616?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl2link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Fmovies%2Farticle%2Fmarilyn-chambers-dead%2F425616

What Open-Mindedness Is

2009-04-12T09:36:00.001-07:00

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/04/openmindedness.html

what Obama believes

2009-04-12T08:37:00.000-07:00

rumor has it Obama is going to church today for the 1st time since hee was elected.
so maybe we need to know what he believes in

As (Un)-American as Apple Pie

2009-04-12T08:34:00.000-07:00

Doesn't this take the cake?

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/04/10/moms-apple-pie-illegal-at-pennsylvania-potlucks/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl7link5http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walletpop.com%2Fblog%2F2009%2F04%2F10%2Fmoms-apple-pie-illegal-at-pennsylvania-potlucks%2F

Crooks & Liars

2009-04-12T07:27:00.000-07:00

A link to what is so laughable if it wasn't insanity hiding as truth. msnbc is a sick, sick bunch

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/countdown-tea-parties-part-astroturf-movement

Put the Turkey Baster Away

2009-04-07T14:29:00.000-07:00

I am losing my appetite.

http://food.aol.com/cat-cora-baby?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl4link4http%3A%2F%2Ffood.aol.com%2Fcat-cora-baby

Guess what's in the oven

Maybe it Should be Called "PIECE" Cereal

2009-04-05T10:50:00.000-07:00

Peace cereal my ass.....I mean......oh, nevermind

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/02/ap/strange/main4914523.shtml

They're on the Job

2009-04-05T10:47:00.000-07:00

Good thing the police are on hand in Detroit to stop this dangerous occurrance.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/04/ap/strange/main4919548.shtml

What say you, Spider?

Stimulate Me

2009-03-30T14:23:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA

Mission Accomplished!

2009-03-24T17:16:00.000-07:00

Algore, inventer of the internet, and of global warming, has successfully beaten global warming! It is friggin cold everywhere and a blizzard is in the midwest as I type this. What do you naysayers say now? It's not the cycles, it's the Algore! Praised be he and his carbon credits!

The Erosion Continues

2009-03-20T21:27:00.000-07:00

What is being eroded in this case is the 2nd Amendment. The loss of our rights will not come as a full frontal assault, but rather, it will come as small, hit and run attacks, like this one. The anti-gun zealots will create any excuse they can, then find a friendly, leftist court to back them up.

We should all know the Left will not simply take last years SCOTUS decision sitting down, especially since they've been trying to disarm law-abiding citizens for decades. Already, the DC city council has drafted a bill that would virtually reinstitute their total gun ban. They're hoping to find a way around the SCOTUS decision. They will not give up. They will not stop trying. And if the American people respond to this attack on our rights, the way they respond to everything else, we can kiss our guns goodbye!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2009/03/20/nra-appeals-ruling-blocks-guns-national-parks/

Spring

2009-03-20T15:30:00.000-07:00

Today is the first day of spring:

Spring has sprung
The grass has rizz
I wonder where the birdies is?
The birdies are on the wing
How absurd! I always thought the wing was on the bird.

Beaurocrats & billing the afterlife

2009-03-12T11:12:00.000-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090312/od_nm/us_germany_bill_odd_1

Telling it like it is

2009-03-02T13:40:00.000-08:00

: Telling it as it is (worth reading and so true!!!)

Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job; however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Subaru Outback outside. You've seen my big home at last year's Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealised thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the back story. I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 2 bedroom flat for 3 years. My entire living area was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you. My diet consisted of baked beans, stew and soup because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a wonky transmission. I didn't have time to go out with women. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice. Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50,000 a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the David Jones for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.. So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Subaru, the vacations... you never realise the back story and the sacrifices I've made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their pay suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why: I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a accountant to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a cheque to the Australian tax Office for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" cheque was? Zero. Zip. Zilch. The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare cheque? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your pay you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had the government suddenly mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Canberra black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now. When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of Australia and always has been.. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. But the power brokers in Canberra believe the poor of Australia are the essential drivers of the Australian economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your 4WD and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalises the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship. So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a politicians that swept through this country changed its financial landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.... Signed, Your boss

Paging Dr Bill

2009-02-22T14:06:00.000-08:00

Whether it is Dr Bill, or a doctor with a real bill, how would you like these peckers in your mouth?

Must be the Dems new healthcare package beta format

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/02/19/that-bird-is-a-dentist/

Fahrenheit 451 redeux

2009-02-22T13:39:00.000-08:00

Fahrenheit 451

Let the burnings continue

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/02/20/old-books-a-new-source-of-lead-poisoning/

Blagooyovictch Ousted

2009-01-29T14:52:00.000-08:00

Good. Becasuse I can't spell or pronounce that anme anyway and his beady / shifty eyes gave him away.

Now if we can get rid of all the other hypocritical democrats.

New National Anthem

2009-01-23T08:55:00.000-08:00

(Obama)

You need Kood Aid
Baby I'm not foolin'
Gonna send you
Back to schoolin'

(Pelosi)

Way down inside
You wanna give me your stuff
Gonna give me your stuff
Gonna gaive me every last bit of your stuff

(Chorus)

You give me your ass!
Get away from my ass
I want all of your stuff
Get away from my stuff....

(Barney Frank)

Shake for me folks
I want to be your backdoor man

Get away from my ass
Get away from my ass....

For Dr Snorpht von Fingerpoots

2009-01-21T16:27:00.000-08:00

Understanding Engineers - Take One-------------------------------------------Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway." Understanding Engineers -

Take Two--------------------------------------------To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.Understanding Engineers -

Take Three---------------------------------------------A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"Understanding Engineers -

Take Four-------------------------------------------- What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers -

Take Five--------------------------------------------The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Understanding Engineers -

Take Six ------------------------------------------ Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" Understanding Engineers -

Take Seven---------------------------------------------Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers -

Take Eight---------------------------------------------An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Send in the Clowns

2009-01-21T10:48:00.000-08:00

New York Fed chief Timothy Geithner, Barack Obama's nominee for Treasury secretary, reportedly failed to pay self-employment taxes from 2001 to 2003, and also employed an immigrant housekeeper whose employment documentation lapsed

So, what have we learned in 2 millennia?

2009-01-19T07:49:00.000-08:00

So, what have we learned in 2 millennia?"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."

Cicero - 55 BC

Evidently nothing.

Achmed

2009-01-19T06:08:00.000-08:00

It speaks for itself, well, sort of....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Now the Government Owns the Banks

2009-01-18T13:40:00.000-08:00

Your privacy has never been more intruded upon

Proof Positive

2009-01-14T09:18:00.001-08:00

41 videos showing what is really going on in gaza

http://www.youtube.com/user/idfnadesk

Top 10 Reasons Leno iIs Better Than Letterman

2009-01-12T19:31:00.000-08:00

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people butkeeps the building standing. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is nowbeing called Wal Mart Street. - Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. Thepigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW. - Jay Leno

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in LasVegasand an investment banker? A tie. - Jay Leno

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the leftside nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. - Jay Leno

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favouritecandy bar. - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is eventhicker. They had to include pictures. - Jay Leno9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners inSan Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of mycheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't knowwhetherthat refers to mine or the bank's. - Jay Leno

Illegal Immigrants

2009-01-10T10:51:00.000-08:00

Comin from Mexico and Guatemala, these border jumpers are eagerly spotted as they take flight from south of the border.

http://news.aol.com/article/rare-bird-migrates-to-us-for-first-time/300545?icid=200100397x1216397984x1201116743

Space Aliens Allegedly Destroy British Wind Turbine

2009-01-08T14:41:00.000-08:00

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,477885,00.html

New Pimp Mobile

2009-01-07T13:50:00.001-08:00

http://news.aol.com/article/photos-of-new-presidential-limo-leaked/297070?icid=200100397x1216614604x1201094209

Hump Day Funnies

2009-01-07T06:32:00.000-08:00

Sent in by a Bud in San Diego------

We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city.

To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence.

I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, drove 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works.

One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Walmart 6hp bigwheel pushmower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to thro w it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all.

Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 gigavolt fencewire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover.

Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my balls trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratt on rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the POS lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.

Science says one cannot crap, pee, and get a nut at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.

At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I cant let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences... but Dad always had those POS chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas.

'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had<> some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, jizz, and with my balls on my chest I think 'Oh God please die... pleeeeze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot.

So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day... he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created.

I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire... I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot were the wire had layed while I was on the ground still holding on to it.

I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things.

1- Three of my teeth seem to have melted.
0A
2- I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right).

3- Poop, pee, and semen when all mixed together, do not smell as bad a you might first think.

4- My left eye will not open.

5- My right eye will not close.

6- The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our littlesession cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that.

7- My balls are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long.

8- I can turn on the TV in the gameroom by farting while thinking of thenumber 4 (still dont understand this?)

That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I <>appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow.

The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT g ives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

MidEast Ceasefire Package

2009-01-06T09:59:00.000-08:00

A Mideast ceasefire package is being worked on by Israel, Egypt, Jordan, as indicated and outlined here:

http://www.debka.com/

While Germany, the US and Saudi Arabia also are working on proposals.

Hollywood Celebs Coming Out of the Closet

2009-01-06T05:02:00.000-08:00

No, no. Not gays.

Those who could not be seen or heard in public. Libertarians and Conservatives.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,476165,00.html

Increased Chatter / Precautions

2009-01-05T15:58:00.000-08:00

My sources, often reliable, sometimes not, indicate increased non-specific chatter mostly pertaining to NYC and vicinity, centering around this Wednesday. Wednesday is a Muslim holiday and the possibility of violence exists as does other dangerous situations. We have been personally advised to be out of NYC on that date by multiple sources, but don't intend to leave. As always we review emergency procedures with our family. It's a good time for all of you to do so as well.

This comes amidst daily protests near the UN, various delegations speaking there these past few days.

I hope this turns out to just be another safety exercise for us.

Where's My Shillelagh ???

2009-01-05T15:18:00.000-08:00

That explains the lack of customers these days. They are all on vacation!

http://www.gadling.com/2009/01/04/planeload-of-drunk-irish-passengers-create-havok-on-cuba-bound-f/?icid=200100397x1216638182x1201015718

Slainte and Guid forder!

MidEast 101

2009-01-05T07:10:00.000-08:00

Here is a primer for current affairs in case you have been in deep freeze, or France, for the past 60 years or so.

http://cgis.jpost.com/Blogs/dershowitz/entry/israel_s_actions_are_lawful

Tonight's Bombshell?

2009-01-02T14:31:00.000-08:00

or a dud?

This was sent to me by a usually reliable resource. Let's see.

"Here's the BIG inside scoop. Tonight,1/2 at 9 pm Eastern Time, at http://www.plainsradio.com will be reveiled online a certified copy of Obamas father's divorce decree proving Obama Jr. WASNT born in the USA, but in Kenya."

Game

2009-01-02T06:53:00.000-08:00

What is the common link?

Tony Resko
Rev Wright
Rod Blagojevich
Bill Ayers

Unusual Bailout Proposal

2009-01-01T07:07:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/user/NatLamp

Happy New Year to All !!!!

2008-12-31T11:09:00.000-08:00

Please list your toast of choice.

I will start off with a shot of all-American, Jack Daniels

Pet Policy

2008-12-24T08:21:00.000-08:00

I hope the Board will come up with a decent pet policy. In these trying times, it's the least we can do.

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2008/12/22/cash-strapped-families-cant-afford-to-keep-their-pets/?icid=200100397x1215001834x1200966539

Your Gift, Speakers on HIGH

2008-12-23T16:14:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxAKPBrjvqI

A very Merry Christmas to my friends

Baby Ruth vs. Snickers

2008-12-22T16:35:00.000-08:00

I can't tell the difference. And they are made by the same company! Help me before I throw up all this chocolate.

Government Run Business

2008-12-22T08:45:00.000-08:00

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and 700 Billion Dollars to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whorehouse and selling booze. Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does?

Obama's Vichy Gov't to reach out to Iran

2008-12-19T10:52:00.000-08:00

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/19/report-obama-team-planning-iranian-outreach-post/

Obama is going to kiss this dictator's ass. The same MF who took our embassy hostage for 444 days under Carter.

Al Franken Leading in Recount

2008-12-19T10:48:00.000-08:00

I guess he heard about the pay raises they can vote for themselves. This commedian is as dumb as he not funny. And neither is this:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/19/minnesota-senate-recount-likely-drag/

those funny democrats

2008-12-19T08:43:00.000-08:00

raise my pay, please

the democrats in full control of the house & senate , raise their own pay

I'm sure HLF is in favor of this, while Warren Buffet would oppose it
do Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid deserve more money??

Meet the Clintons

2008-12-19T06:35:00.000-08:00

a half billion dollars from the sheiks to bubba Clinton. No wonder Hillary didn't disclose the contributors until now. And one of the biggest? Blackwater.

Blackwater, Whitewater.....either way they are over their heads, again

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12192008/news/politics/bubba_sheik_ing_the_money_tree_144977.htm

How will the liberals spin this?

What Say You?

2008-12-18T09:40:00.001-08:00

Li'l O'Reilly

http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/10/2008-urlies-coolest-kid/

More Reasons to Keep the Gov't out of Our Lives

2008-12-18T06:48:00.001-08:00

The courts deny the use of an experimental drug to a dying teenager which may save his life. Just wait until universal healthcare when we will all be denied care by the gov't beaurocrats for one reason or another. "Sorry, the budget comes first even though we took your hard-earned money and gave it to someone else".

In this circumstance, it's just stupid for some stranger to deny someone else a chance to live who is terminally ill. Why is the gov't in this at all?

http://news.aol.com/health/article/court-rules-against-teen-seeking-drug/279567?icid=200100397x1214718131x1201025894

A New Global Crisis That Even I Understand

2008-12-17T04:57:00.000-08:00

http://www.gadling.com/2008/12/16/indonesia-facing-alcohol-shortage/?icid=200100397x1215497583x1200987418

Better send relief right away

The Cost of Socialized Medicine

2008-12-15T08:09:00.000-08:00

Liposuction in Belgium costs this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,466808,00.html

That is the same country that now owns Budweiser.

"There is no law against selling children in Belgium."

We Need Your Help

2008-12-14T18:01:00.001-08:00

If ever a cause was so worthy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDC0qcf0kzE

Please help

I am so sickened

2008-12-11T19:00:00.000-08:00

It seems that Caylee Anthony's body may have been found. This story has sickened me from the outset. I am devastated. A beautiful little girl. We have 2 beautiful daughters. It's a father's worst nightmare.